A boy was biten by a sea vampire during a visit to the beach at Hammonassett State park yesterday. Strange markings could be found on the young man’s neck. He exhibited fatigue and a reluntance to attend school.

Avoiding school isn’t considered unusual this time of the year; but the sudden fatigue, inability to finish his french freedom fries, and discolorations around the neck wounds are unusual according to neighborhood para normal investigator Melvin Frank. Mr. Frank indicated that sea vampire attacks are common in August as the creatures like to get in end of summer feedings before the beaches empty.

Naturally his parents were ready to accept the idea that sun burn and running around all day were the cause of the symptoms. A concerned neighbor was not ready to agree and contacted the school to alert them to the potential problem. “Students often return to school in complete denial about their encounters with the undead. They often believe their situation is so unique that no adult could possibly understand. Our students need to know that we are ready to believe them. And should they be infected, the community can feel safe knowing that school personnel are prepared to quarantine contaminated students until the CDC can be on site.”