The Middlefield Inquisitor is dedicated to bring the good citizens of Middlefield CT all of the news the regular scream sheets fear to publish. We will be covering stories of the strange and unexplainable events taking place in Middlefield, CT. Ghosts, yeties, alien visits, and sorcery mishaps will be covered. We’ll be all over the stories of exorcisms, cult activities, and human sacrifices taking place in our town.
However, stories about local parades, pie eating contest, or day care center face painting days aren’t of interest to us. There are plenty of other sources for that news. We’re not doing the stories about the happy elves and singing birds.
~The Editorial Board of the Middlefield Inquisitor
It’s about time this web site appeared. Middlefield really needs a blunt news service like this.