Authorities were stunned to learn about the experience little Johnny S. had recently on his way home from school. While crossing one of the many streams near Route 147, little Johnny was allegedly accosted by a pair of uncouth trolls. The trolls demanded payment for crossing ‘their’ streams. Johnny told them he didn’t have any money, but offered his debit card instead. The trolls threw the plastic away in disgust. Johnny then offered his school lunch card (which had been just refilled that day), but again the trolls wouldn’t have anything to do with the plastic. They wanted hard cash. With nothing left to offer, the trolls began pelting Johnny with rocks. “I didn’t know what to do. I was told not to ever fight. I couldn’t turn away, because I had to go home. So, I just cried.” Eventually the trolls got bored and left; but not before Johnny was bruised and filled with shame.

MI doesn’t know if police or other local authorities were contacted about this incident.